Jacksonville is doin our part to keep the ‘Florida Man’ legacy alive and well.
A guy walked into a Bank of America here in town to cash a check… made out to him… for $368 Billion Dollars. Somehow, this drew the suspicion of bank tellers.
His explanation was that a homeless man named “Tito” sold him the blank check several months ago for $100. This Tito person apparently told him that the check would clear for ANY amount of mony.
What did he want with $368 billion (which is oddly specific)?
He said he wanted to open and underwater Italian restaurant because “I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood.”
Clearly cooking authentic Italian food isn’t the only thing coursing through his blood…